Frankly, that alone should be enough to snuff out any lingering interest in, say, football. I am grateful that our culture has continued to adopt this modern version of the Ludi Maximi--we seem to need the outlet.
Be that as it may, I have an offer for you. If you are also disinterested in participating in Superbowl festivities, then you may are cordially invited to a delicious escape into nurturing massage (and other treatments). It will be delightfully quiet, with soft music and treats to your liking, and you will feel wonderful from beginning to end.
Interested? Follow this link to see Goddess Within's page on Schedulicity. Scroll down to the Limited Edition treatments, where you will see the special services--some with pricing that is also good for a limited time only--offered as part of the Superbowl Escape menu. Click the links to schedule something satisfyingly free of chicken parts, molten cheese, and malt beverages.
(Note: The Superbowl is taking place on February 3rd this year.)
I look forward to seeing you there.